Episode 13 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 12.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0	Well, here are some words I haven't said in a while.
0:03.0	How did your dance call go today?
0:04.9	For the theater nerds and the theater nerds only, you're going to get this.
0:09.0	There comes a time in your life when you realize you're the Sheila in a room.
0:14.1	That will make sense to a small fraction of you.
0:16.5	I'm the Sheila.
0:18.2	I was at a dance call.
0:20.1	Forward my messages. Forward my DMs for the next three to five business days. I'm the Sheila. I was at a dance call. Forward my messages.
0:21.5	Forward my DMs for the next three to five business days.
0:24.3	I'm out.
0:29.2	Nothing gives me more anxiety than the idea of going to a dance call.
0:36.4	I will never forget the dance call that you walked out of.
0:39.9	What was that? Was that Hades Town?
0:41.7	It was.
0:42.9	How dare they make someone of your vocal skill set, dance?
0:49.2	It was an ensemble track.
0:50.6	I was also like, how are you going to give me 50 pages of material to learn?
0:54.9	And then you're going to make us dance first and then make a cut.
0:57.3	That's the devil's work.
0:58.6	I saw Goody Goody with the devil.
1:01.8	You all welcome to I Think Not the podcast where we're old and we're broken and we don't care who knows it.
1:09.3	My name is Ellen Marsh and across from me is old rickety bones over there, Joey Durand.
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