Trigger warning for discussions of spiritual abuse, domestic abuse, child abuse, sexual assault, and sexual abuse.

Also, there are conjuring three spoilers for the first three minutes of this episode if you want to skip it. Some place underneath. Oh, I'm so

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So we saw the We saw the newest conjuring in theaters this week. I don't know if you're into

those bookies as much as me, Amber. But man, I'll go see any conjuring. I'll see any, really any

haunted house movie. Just give me a million conjurings. I'm fine with that.

But ooh, ooh, the church propaganda in this one, man. I think it's because I'm so sensitive because we're doing this right now, but I was mad the movie. They basically, like, they took

the satanic panic and they went like, yes, but what if we re-victimized all the parents who wants to jail for no reason?

By insinuating this unmarried woman who lights black candles is the problem.

If they were trying to make Satanism look cool, though, they succeeded because, holy shit, the lady's decor.

I want the table.

I want the chalice.

It was fun.

But, yeah, it was some pretty old school, like, you know, unwed woman.

She's cursed.

Going to hell.

I mean, Satanist decor is usually cooler than, like, Christianity decor.

Christian decor is, like, wood with, like, a chachky on it and Satan decor is like black silk and candles.

Yeah, it's very sensual.

Man, also, do you like the other conjurings, the Vera Farmisia and Patrick Wilson?

No, I love it all.

I can't watch it at home though because I get too scared.

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