These are some of the unfortunate farmers whose wheat crops have been trampled down by hordes of emus,

but they're hopeful of getting rid of the pest at last.

They've never used this sort of scaryfire before, but things are desperate, and it's war to

have finished this time.

The scouts of the advancing army of keen eyesight, and in order to get close to the main body, our lads have to do some real stalking,

with the enemy watching events through their periscopes,

raised up over the heads of corn. Now they're retiring, off at 40 miles an hour.

Well, instead of the birds ruining the farmers, it seems the tables are turned, and there'll be no more damage down here for many a day to come.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of the Lions led by Donkeys

podcast I'm Joe I'm Nick and we're doing another episode today we are how are you doing?

Doing pretty good.

Yeah.

You know, how's work for you?

How's life?

Um, life is good.

I found out I accidentally wrote a best selling novel and I spend my free time trolling people about history and Facebook.

It's been pretty good. Yeah, I don't know either. I'm still kind of like when I found out I was just like sitting at my kitchen table and

Wasn't moving and have you really like done anything and then just like forgot to breathe for a long period of time.

Yeah, yeah, I did that.

Just sitting there like,

Oh yeah, in, and out.

Yeah, it's like that really bad blonde joke when like a blonde woman just

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