Episode 13: Princess Koloko and the Poison Peanut

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2015

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Bobby is tired of white heroes and wants you to rabble-rouse with him. Khaly measures a milky liquid substance. Gilbert isn't a fan of Candy Carson's baby teeth. The team joins RUMBLR and challenges you in the streets. We don't pussy...

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0:00.0	The Welcome to Tiger Valley. My name is Bobby Lee. We have Kalela Koon and we have Gilbert and wow what a what a week I want to just just
0:29.6	up front say that I'm in a really bad mood because I play Bajul Blitz and Kalela had the championship all week.
0:38.0	She had the high score and I was about to fucking break the high score and then on progressive which is it and then she
0:45.2	goes Gilbert's at the door and she interrupted my concentration because I was writing notes for
0:50.3	doesn't matter don't ever ruin my concentration when I'm playing jub-Jouled
0:55.2	Blitz. But-
0:59.6	Pajouled Blitz. I just got back from San Diego. It was a really interesting weekend. I was on stage and a grilled yet. You can titty
1:06.9	fuck me yeah you remember that yeah I was amid mid set
1:13.4	set some girl was like I'll let you titty fuck me yeah a comic you do yeah what girls
1:18.5	to yell in any typical situation would you like wait for like let's say suppose you were single
1:26.3	Do you wait for those chicks like after the show and you end up banging them who you are talking to no I mean that chick. I didn't see her what she looked like. I don't know some fat Asian girl.
1:37.0	Was it a fat Asian girl? No, thank you. No, but I mean like let's suppose she wasn't because she's fat Asia she has those little kiwifruit
1:44.8	tits and then have to push them together to make a fucking, you know what I mean?
1:48.8	Yeah.
1:49.8	You love kiwif-a-titti-vage.
1:51.3	A titti-vage and then I have to, and I don't like that.
1:54.0	Yeah.
1:55.0	What happens when my implants are gone?
1:57.0	I don't, I've never titty-fucked you even with implants.
2:00.0	That's not my thing.
2:01.0	That's true.
2:02.0	Never? No, that's not a thing. Why's not a thing. Never?
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