I'll say, I'll say, I'll say.

I'm not you doing Kevin Spacey impression.

Isn't that how his voice goes?

It's like, I do declare, I am not guilty of being a pedophile.

Well, he's not guilty, because guilty is a legal term.

Okay, okay, allegedly unguilty.

Of being a pedophile.

Well, he also is an adult rapist, too.

Did you watch House of Cards?

No.

Looks like shit.

I just always loved how...

I mean, I guess everyone has, like, done this to death.

But just the, like, turning to the camera and, like...

You see, yeah.

I'm turning the mic right now.

You see, I actually do like getting my willy whack by the fellas, by home boys.

I don't want to do, I don't really want to talk about House of Cards because it's like, what fucking year is it?

Yeah.

It's like, ugh, have you heard my bit about, uh... House of Cards? Orange is the new black? It's like, yeah, okay, no one cares. Check this out. Do people still watch Is that still a show? House of Cards is actually, it is fallen. The House of Cards has come tumbling down. Has it? Well, yeah, I mean, it's, you know, things are pretty bad for Kevin Spacey right now.

That's what we call Joker's trick.

Yeah.

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