Episode 13 - Klaus - Christmas Special

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2018

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

“If I’m not out of here by Christmas... I’ll be dead.” Episode 13, Season 1, Christmas Special. With: Alan Burgon, Joshua Manning, Julia C. Thorne, Gianluca Iumento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa and Liv Marie Skaare Baden. Written by Oystein U. Brager. Story editing by Philip Thorne. Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden. For full credits see our website. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This Winter, memberships will never be the same again.
0:03.4	Amazon Prime presents Eddie Murphy's new Christmas movie, Candy Kane Lane, and Fast Delivery,
0:09.0	all for 899 a month. I've got to sign up now.
0:12.2	Get great entertainment and fast delivery
0:15.0	all for 899 a month.
0:17.0	It's on prime.
0:18.0	Geographic restrictions and Ties and C's apply 18 plus.
0:20.0	Hello?
0:21.0	Is this on?
0:22.0	How do I know if this is on? Oh, it must be this button.
0:27.0	The Amelia Project presents an audio advent calendar every day from the 1st to the 25th of December you can open the
0:35.8	doors to the Amelia Project offices and get a glimpse into the everyday life of this
0:41.7	death-faking agency.
0:43.2	Oh, there were dead clowns all over Trafalgar Square.
0:46.6	You don't have to be fully caught up to enjoy the Amelia Audio Advent calendar.
0:50.6	In fact, even if you've never listened to the Amelia Project before, this is a great introduction to the world, the characters, and the morbidly funny business of deathfaking.
1:01.0	There are end of year reports, accounts to finalise before the holidays, sending out
1:04.4	encrypted client satisfaction surveys, a stock take of the corpses in Koslovsky's freezes.
1:09.1	Not to mention all the baking.
1:11.0	Jump right into the Koko-infused Advent shenanigans,
1:14.6	one mini soda day all the way up until Christmas.
1:18.6	Hello, Kelski, are you here?
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