Episode 1293: Tinted, Trimmed, and Waxed
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
SUMMARY: Matt goes to a parent-teacher meeting and oversteps his authority. Paul notes the only good news right now comes from the WWE. Jacob gets a beauty treatment for a Valentine present. Plus, love for "The Muppet Show," Paul sees "Wuthering Heights," travel advice in Scoop Mail, and a 'more 90s' Scoopardy.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hello there. I am so glad you are here. This is my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much. Ice cream truck drivers. It's a new month, so I don't have a new list yet, but we will thank each and every ice cream truck driver by name at this part of the |
| 0:21.0 | episode before the month is over. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver and help deliver |
| 0:26.6 | that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes, head over to preaching fun.com. |
| 0:31.1 | Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who |
| 0:34.9 | knows, the life you save may be your own now here's the show |
| 0:43.0 | hey johnny do you want to go to an ice cream social yeah i'd love to great let's go |
| 0:50.4 | i saw a man with a really bad chupé walking around in Caesar's Palace last night, |
| 1:00.8 | and I just wanted to give him a hug. |
| 1:04.0 | I didn't want to make fun of him. |
| 1:05.3 | Just stop. |
| 1:05.9 | Like, let me help you, buddy. |
| 1:08.6 | It's time for Matt Mattingley's ice cream, social. Sitting over there in Las Vegas, that's Matt Donnelly, sitting in Pittsburgh, buddy. It's time for Matt Matically's ice cream social. |
| 1:11.6 | Sitting over there in Las Vegas, that's Matt Donnelly. |
| 1:14.0 | Sitting in Pittsburgh, PA, and it's Paul Mattingley. |
| 1:16.3 | In Vegas, it's me, Jacob, the audio guy. |
| 1:18.0 | We're preaching fun. |
| 1:19.0 | Was he tall? |
| 1:19.6 | Was he short? |
| 1:20.2 | Like, just bring him right to the chest, I think. |
| 1:22.0 | He'd be like, he was, he was a little shorter than I am. |
| 1:25.3 | Yeah, yeah. But I'm right the chest, Jacob. Yeah. And he, no one's going to hurt you, buddy. And he had the, he had the hair like in the bottom part of his head and he had the two pages kind of sitting on top. It really, it was bad. I was like, there were better. Did he have better hair solutions out there, my man. Did he have normal looking skin? |
| 1:45.4 | Was he kind of red at all? |
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