Episode 1292 - Biggest Piece of Sh*t In The World
Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast
Tetherball Academy Media
4.8 • 8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2023
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Meet Gary Faust. He’s late on his child support, he has two active warrants for his arrest, a gift card to a strip club, and he had a heart attack at age 29. He is a cautionary tale and the world’s biggest piece shit. Don’t be like Gary.
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| 0:00.0 | Part A.F. Celter is now live in the state of Ohio. Let's start off in Columbus, shall we? We're in Sammy's market down there. Gilligan's on Summit of that old Shell |
| 0:17.2 | Station, the old Sousie market down there, Pace High Carryouts, 14 and O Express Tobacco International, Gilligans, |
| 0:28.4 | the Exxon station on Neel, North Campus Food Mart, Wine and Brew and Poirium down there, Northwest Wine and Spirits, |
| 0:37.0 | Super Food Mart's. We're in Beer and Wine down there, PJ's Grill, Pettit Super Drive Through 2, One Stop 22, |
| 0:49.3 | Pettit's Drive Through 1. You know there was going to be another one in the Kenny Road market down there |
| 0:54.8 | now in the bars and restaurants were in the standard hall right on campus short |
| 1:00.1 | north pinthouse close to downtown Forno Restaurant, Best Pizza in the Biz in Columbus, Ohio in my opinion, |
| 1:08.4 | Herb and Myers Pinehouse out there in Dublin. |
| 1:12.0 | Johnny's Tavern in Columbus, Ohio, and Barley Hopsters in Delaware, Ohio. |
| 1:17.0 | Grab a 12-pack of Heart AF Selzer today. Welcome to Drinking Bro's presented by Ghostbed.com |
| 1:39.0 | Sit back, relax and grab a fucking dream. |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah, welcome to drinking bros, kids. |
| 1:50.0 | These Sunday night shows, always get a little crazy around here. |
| 1:56.5 | We record them on a Friday afternoon, and then we kind of just invite our favorite pieces |
| 2:01.8 | of shit from all walks of life over here. |
| 2:04.8 | What Gary you're a white trash piece of shit? |
| 2:08.4 | Eh you're not wrong. |
| 2:09.7 | Now Danthen and I saw you do stand up the other night with Uncle Laser. |
| 2:17.0 | You were the host there. You didn't have a shirt on, but you did have that Wrangler's jacket on is that Wrangler now. It's Levi's okay but it's that old Sherpa jacket I was kind of going for a Jim Morrison vibe |
| 2:30.9 | Kind of more broke back |
| 2:33.0 | Fuck off rather than Jim Morrison, whatever. |
| 2:36.0 | I mean, it was, uh, it was fun, dude. |
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