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Hey everybody, come on in. Come on in. This is the time. You made it, congratulations.

The first thing you were trying to do today for many of you, you got to write. Yeah,

you're here on time, ready for the simultaneous app. And being ready isn't just a state

of mind. No, you also have to have a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a jellis just

dying a canteen jug or a flask or a vessel of any kind. Fill it with what? That's right,

your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the

dopamine here in the day. The thing that makes everything better, including the temperature

in Texas, yeah, it's working. It's called the simultaneous sip, but it happens now. Go.

Now, the coffee doesn't warm Texas by itself because science, right? Science. You also

need Ted Cruz to not be in Cancun. Suppose you only had coffee, but Ted Cruz was still

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