Episode 129 || Read It Again, Sam
From the Front Porch
The Bookshelf Thomasville
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2017
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Um, have you ever given Marge a cucumber? |
| 0:38.3 | No. Have you seen cats and cucumbers? Oh, the cat, yeah, where you like, where they're eating and you put the cucumber behind them and then they jump. Yes. Okay, Jordan showed me this and I thought this is going to be some dumb internet thing. I don't want to waste my time with it. And he's like, no, Annie, please watch it. And I watch this video, which I do have to show you if you hadn't seen it. Oh, yeah. Oh, I've seen it. And the whole time I kept thinking, Marge. I want Marge to do this, please. I don't want to scare my, my precious baby bear. I just want you to do it once and video it. And we can put it on the internet. |
| 0:40.3 | I just want to do it so bad. |
| 0:42.3 | I want to see her jump. |
| 0:43.3 | I want to do like a whole March blog. |
| 0:45.3 | I mean, obviously I do. |
| 0:47.3 | Of course. |
| 0:48.3 | But I think she could be an internet famous cat because no cat looks like March. |
| 0:51.3 | She's so pretty and I thought what better than to see that beautiful cat jump 10 feet in the air over a cucumber. |
| 0:58.0 | Why do you think they're scared of cucumbers? |
| 1:00.0 | I read somewhere that they like have this evolutionary instinct that like they think it's a snake. |
| 1:05.0 | That's what Jordan wondered. |
| 1:06.0 | And they think they're in danger. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.0 | But also that seems so specific. |
| 1:10.0 | Well and... |
| 1:10.8 | And also, like, where has my cat ever seen a snake before? So, okay, let's do an experiment. I'll come over to your house. Okay. And we'll do a cucumber. Mm-hmm. Okay. I have a zucchini in my refrigerator right now. Would that be the same? Yes. Okay. And then, like the next day, I'll come back to your house and we'll do a toy snake. |
| 1:11.4 | And we'll see a toy snake. |
| 1:28.4 | And we'll see if the response is the same. Okay. Okay. But we need, see, to do this scientifically, we would need three marges. |
| 1:36.9 | Right. So we have to clone her, like, in space and time so that we can have a control that doesn't react. |
| 1:43.1 | Yes. One that reacts to the cucumber the first time than the snake. One that reacts to the cucumber the first time than the snake. |
| 1:46.2 | One that reacts to the snake the first time than the cucumber. |
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