I'm Matthew I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

delicious eat it all and you can't have any today we are talking about what is, I'm guessing,

maybe America's second favorite savory snack food,

and that is the pretzel.

Wait, I thought we were talking about pretzels, but it turns out we're talking about the pretzel. Wait, I thought we were talking about the pretzel.

There's one particular pretzel that's going to start in this episode.

We are talking about hard pretzels, you know, the kind that you sometimes get on airplanes the kind you can buy in the

convenience store the kind that George W Bush once once choked on I know I've

referenced that before but I just can't stop I love that it's an amazing image wait you said these are the

America's second favorite snack food what's America's first pretty sure it's

potato chips yeah that seems right all right so um let's let's start with the

soft versus hard pretzel question,

because I feel like we will get to soft pretzels on a future episode,

but it's a hard pretzels kind of day.

And so when...

It's a hard pretzill for us I had to I'm sorry no that I I

I support it so many bad jokes in this show like I

Oh, I was opposed to a usual episode I feel a lot of erection jokes coming on.

Uh huh.

Hard versus soft.

Yes, so yeah, like,

Thin versus. Dude, dude, stay away from like, thin versus thick.

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