Episode 129: Joe Jitsukawa has Lazer Eyes

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Joe and Bobby have one night in Vegas. We talk bathroom line etiquette, fathers on the run, joysticks, and Geraldine’s.

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0:00.0	The 5. 3. 3. 3. 2. 2. 2. 2. 1. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
0:21.6	Hello. Welcome to another episode of Tiger Belli.
0:26.0	My name, my name is Eleanor G. Rangla. And all G Rangmanla.
0:33.7	Yes, hello.
0:35.7	Hello.
0:36.7	How was your day at the factory?
0:37.7	What factory, motherfucker?
0:39.2	I thought you were sewing today.
0:40.2	Oh yes, I was sewing at the factory. and we were making this quilt made out of foot.
0:47.1	Foot is it that foot? Okay can I just say something? Yeah. I haven't slept in like two days. I haven't slept like two days, so this is going to go real crazy because, because, you know what? I want to do a good job too because we have such a good guess I'm frightened I'm frightened of what I might do and what I might say
1:10.0	Do the top countdown again. I gotta start over.
1:13.0	5 4. 3. 2.1.
1:17.0	Hello.
1:18.0	My name is Robert McNoral.
1:25.0	Hello.
1:27.0	We've got George in the house. We've got
1:33.6	Co like. Oh fuck you.
1:36.4	My
1:37.1	Cali like we got KOLila. We got Gilbert. We got
1:41.6	Bryce who wants to fuck my girlfriend.
1:46.0	No, no.
1:47.0	Oh, no.
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