Episode 129: Booty Mode
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2019
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Fight...for your right...to sip with plastic! Ironically! That's right folks it's another YKS. And on today's show, we're uncovering the secrets of the human condition: where do we come from, why are we here, how do you create money, and why isn't there a little piece of paper that catches your poop before it hits the toilet water? The answers to all these questions and more, on the free episode of YKS! It's free! Shouldn't be able to give it away! Insane...Actually, criminal....We're doing crimes. Enjoy the crimes.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Thanks, everyone!
On the 12 Davids of Lynchmas, a podcast gave to me....Marrrkkk Breeennndddllleeee! That's right, our friend and YKS Composer Mark Brendle joins the boys on YKS Premium this week as we head to the mysterious town of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. Tune in to see what (understandable, in my opinion) mistake JF makes in the viewing of this cult classic! And it's the only mistake as well!
This episode of YKS is brought to you by Manscaped. Tis the season to Manscape, which finally we're allowed to say again. For 20% off and free shipping, go to Manscaped.com and use promo code YKS at checkout. Santa will look at your balls and be able to tell if you are taking care of them! This is part of the canon!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh no they get another YKS. |
| 0:04.4 | Look out here comes another YKS. |
| 0:06.8 | Time to find out why YKS. |
| 0:09.1 | Sit down and listen to the mic and JF. |
| 0:11.3 | Oh no, they get another YKS now you got to hear another YKS time to find out why YKS |
| 0:18.0 | put your headphones on it's YKS |
| 0:22.0 | How many times is Jesse broken his fucking ribs man? I listened to the |
| 0:27.3 | episode with Kevin James making fun of his basketball because he fell over after the |
| 0:31.6 | old lady robeds it him and he busted his shit. |
| 0:34.8 | And now I'm listening in the back catalog and episode 64, he mentions, busting his rib |
| 0:41.0 | falling over in the garage, putting up Christmas decorations. |
| 0:45.0 | That's two ribs, out of how many. |
| 0:49.0 | You gotta just take those out, friends. |
| 0:52.0 | They're no good to you anymore. |
| 0:53.3 | Plus then you can suck your own dick like, uh, you know, Rob Thomas, no. |
| 0:59.9 | Uh, Maryland Manson, rest in peace, said at 58. |
| 1:05.0 | Everybody, welcome to YKS. |
| 1:10.9 | My ribs are fully intact at this time, you know? |
| 1:15.0 | You're prone to fucking breaking yourself. |
| 1:19.0 | I'm not prone to that. |
| 1:20.0 | Don't put that on me. |
| 1:21.0 | Don't put that on me. Don't you put that on me. Don't put that bad fucking... |
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