Episode 1280: Murray Maloof's Fancy Buns
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
SUMMARY: Matt's in a pickle over hamburger buns, experiences a fracas over airline seating, and frets over his phone's SIM card. Jacob needs a nom de plume for doubting valets. Paul advocates for claiming a refund that would cover the price of an action figure. Plus, pricey Pokémon LEGO and a 'Look Back at 2025' Scoopardy!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hello there. I am so glad you are here. This is my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we get to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream truck drivers? Why, those are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. Right now I'd like to thank Bearded Sco scoop, chasing the dragon scoop, Christine Elsessor, Christy Salinas, coach rat and bastard, Darren Cunningham, and Darth Scooper. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver just like these fine folks, and I hope you do, preaching fun.com. Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows? |
| 0:39.4 | Life you save may be your own. Otherwise, I'll see you at the cone. |
| 0:46.9 | There it is. |
| 0:48.0 | Hey, Johnny. Do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 0:52.2 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
| 0:53.5 | Great. Let's go. |
| 0:55.6 | So I bought like sunglasses for like my larger head. |
| 0:59.9 | Okay. |
| 1:00.4 | And I got them polarized. |
| 1:03.0 | And it comes with a swatch that says polarization test. |
| 1:06.2 | You can put them on and see it like a secret word in a little swatch. |
| 1:10.1 | And the word was Israel. |
| 1:13.9 | It's time for Matt McAnley's Ice Cream Social. |
| 1:17.6 | Sitting over there, it's Matt Donnelly. |
| 1:19.6 | Sitting over there, it's Paul Maddickley. |
| 1:21.2 | Over here is Jacob, the audio guy. |
| 1:22.8 | We're preaching fun. |
| 1:23.6 | Very polarizing sunglasses. |
| 1:25.8 | Very polarizing. |
| 1:27.1 | Extremely polarizing sunglasses. Very polarizing. |
| 1:29.2 | Extremely polarizing sunglasses sunglasses. |
| 1:32.8 | I'm not even sure if that's a real story or just the dad joke. |
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