Episode 128: There's Just Somethin' About a Hot Dog In The Summer

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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This episode is brought to you by manscaped.com. Use code WETJEANS for 20% off and free shipping! Thank you for supporting our show. On this episode we discuss air travel, the south being mostly racist, Memorial Day weekend vibes with the bros, rules of eating a hot dog, + a lot of other stuff that I can't remember. Please rate the show on iTunes! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/wetjeanspodcast)Support the show

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, it's Teresa Judeis and I'm so excited to announce the Namaste bitches are going on tour.
0:06.4	What, what? Oh my gosh Teresa and Melissa Feister, that's me. We are bringing the party to film
0:12.6	our Silver Springs on Friday, November 11th. So get your tickets now at LiveNation.com.
0:20.8	It's the Namaste bitches live and in person and DC. How dope is that?
0:27.6	We can't wait to see you. Namaste bitches live and DC. Get your tickets now at LiveNation.com.
0:36.4	Bumping the mics makes noise but it's the table and I do it a lot. So I apologize to the listeners
0:43.0	out there that have to listen to me thumping around. Like this makes a noise. Oh because it's like
0:49.4	five radies. Vibrations. It's like Newton's first law or some shit? Newton's first law
0:56.4	vibration radiation. So Newton's first law being a little slut. I want to be a little slut this
1:02.0	Memorial Day weekend. How was your, uh, hey you're back. How was your trip to the South Carolina?
1:07.9	I can't really get a grip on that. It's good area. It's always nice to go to the South and just see
1:12.4	how much different people are. That's a dirty South. Like I can't get a grip on the Carolina.
1:17.8	Is it the stupid South? What kind of South are we talking? It's not the stupid South, but it's
1:22.3	the South. So like they have like those plantation, like you, like they have like racist South.
1:30.4	Not as bad as like the like the real South. Like I need to get to like what glazing. Yeah that's
1:36.8	the dumb South. But they have those big plantation houses where you look at a house and you go that
1:41.2	house is racist. Like you just know that racist things are being said in that house sort of thing.
1:46.3	Like it has like those big white pillars in the front. It's got a little porch. That's racist on
1:50.8	the top. Like a porch is very racist. If you have a porch, you can't deny anything about not being
1:57.2	racist. Yeah, you're racist. Because plantation owners walked walking around on the porch,
2:01.6	but they're whips cracking it. I can't believe people with tea other people, dude. I can't believe
2:07.3	that. I don't care what time I was born in, what frame of the earth. There's no way I'll be cool
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