You are listening to the Enormo Cast.

Black Diamond is a proud sponsor of the Enorma cast, so go ahead and check out the new spring goods at

Black Diamond Equipment.com or better yet your local shop.

New headlamps, new lightweight outerware like the

Gorex liquid point shell and the Alpine Start hoodie, which incidentally I

recently dropped in the black. If anybody found it, enjoy my perma stink of fear. I've also really started

to dig the Alpinglow sun hoodie, a breathable wicking hoodie to hide from the brutal burning

orb. Who knew that standing around with your shirt off

for roasting under Sauron's eye

wasn't the best way to stay cool.

It's all there at black diamond equipment.com

or your local shop.

Support the enormous cast by checking out Black Diamond's new spring line. Look folks, hear me now, listen to me later, believe me a couple weeks from now.

If you're still belaying your friends with your head tip back,

your mouth open, like some three chin bucktoothed gaper, then you're totally blowing it.

If you're halfway through your road trip and rubbing your neck and pain every night,

then you're totally blowing it. If you're staring at the ground while your best friend is up there

squealing and grunting in fear like a trapped weasel, then you're totally blowing it.

Stop blowing it and become a better, happier, and safer belayer

by going to Blaispex.com and entering Enormicass at Checkout. Listen, uh, where you're playing in town?

Are you playing here?

We're doing the uh, the normal dome, whatever it is.

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