The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is brought to you by Darkness Dome, the new lunar blocker from Mitchells.

If it's not Mitchells, get back in the truck. For generations, coastal farmers have lost cattle in the night,

as their herds are naturally drawn towards the moon glinting off the sea. Until now, the only defense was the

time-consuming ritual of strapping tiny felt masks onto each animal, a process that uses up

so much valuable felt. But thanks to Mitchell's Darkness Dome, those days are over. At the

press of a button, a thick chemical cloud is fired into the upper atmosphere, using a simple

cannon system, blotting out the moon for up to nine hours.

Just make sure not to ingest any of the black rain.

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oh celestial orb, bow to me.

Hello, and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, the number one podcast for those involved,

or just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.

The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is the podcast companion to the Beef and Dairy Network website,

as well as the printed magazine, brought to you by Mitchell's Darkness Dome.

I've actually been using the Darkness Dome this week myself at home to help me sleep,

and it does a great job of blocking out that moon. Just make sure you aren't under a flight path,

and don't drink that black rain. Now, for this month's show, I had heard that friend of the show, Dean Lamp, was out of

prison. Dean Lamp is a career criminal, who he first met when he had shared prison time

with the much-loved entertainer, Cydonian, in Turkey. I contacted Dean and he said that he would

love to meet, but that we'd have to meet in secret in his car.

Thank you. to meet, but that we'd have to meet in secret in his car. Dean, is that you?

Yeah? Get in.

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