Episode 128: Betwixtmas

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2018

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

We're in that weird period of time between Christmas and New Year where no-one is really doing much of anything apart from you poor souls that have no choice but to go into work. This episode is for you, we got your back.

For the rest of us, this week means leftover food, TV specials, the pub and taking it easy. Go on, you deserve it. Also, listen out for a treat of an email involving an enthusiastic approach to a school talent show.

Now go get yourself another sherry, it's Christmas. Oh, and we're on [email protected] should you need us...

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0:14.8	Silence theme tune, tune. Pete Donaldson with you. I'm joined by Luke Muir.
0:17.7	Luke, we have not prepared this studio properly. We've got the wrong Mike muffs on.
0:21.6	We've got the on-the-continent Mike-oths instead of the radius to Carnov ones.
0:24.6	Oh yeah I'm feeling very uneasy about this situation. No I would know do you want
0:28.4	me changing for you? No because I'll make a rustling sound. You've already admitted that you're going to take your
0:33.1	jumper off at some point during the recording.
0:34.7	Just trying to give you a bit of prior notice.
0:36.7	I don't know.
0:37.7	I have just had a big sandwich and then I made the rookie mistake of watching a load of videos of, you know those cows fitted with sort of port holes on the side.
0:48.0	I didn't really know about this until you told me about it and I was sickened.
0:51.0	I mean I was already sickened by the dairy industry in the background of my mind anyway.
0:54.8	Except you start your day with a yogurt with a smile on your face.
0:58.2	I'm porridge.
0:59.2	I'm porridge.
1:00.2	Yeah, exactly.
1:01.2	So like some cows to check out their digestion because they've got many chimes in their stomach get
1:06.2	fitted with what can only be described as a little gas tank tap I suppose what you call it you know like when you have a car and
1:14.6	you petrol cap effectively it looks exactly like a petrol car
1:17.4	yeah and they undo it and the farmer could look inside and see what's
1:21.3	happening in the stomach which is fascinating.
1:23.0	It is fascinating.
1:24.0	But and he gets his hand inside and he grabs out some of the food that's been eating.
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