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I pled guilty to a murder I didn't do, and it wasn't even a murder.

I got scared, started doing CPR.

We need to go ahead and call 911. He said, Lisa, sit down, take you some medicine, calm down. I'll take care of it.

This is season five of Sword and Scale, a show that reveals that the holidays real quick, and I wanted to make sure that I wish you all a happy Thanksgiving.

Hopefully you spend a lovely day with your loving family, stuffing your face with turkey.

In this episode, however, you'll find out that not all of us are that lucky. Not all of us have that family support

around us. So if you do, make sure that you do count your blessings. Make sure that you are

indeed thankful for what you have. Before we get to it though, I want to remind you that Sword and

Scale Rewan is now on twice a week. So if you're running out of stuff to listen to, go check it out,

give it a chance. There's a lot of episodes and they're catching up to present day really quickly.

It's not like Sword and Scale, but it's a fun companion if you're going back and listening to older episodes.

It's almost like talking to your friends about a particular episode and hearing their take.

Also want to remind you that our last show will be just right around Christmas for the regular show.

Now, Plus is going to keep updating, but the regular show will be going

on break after Christmas for a little while so that we can recoup, spend a little quality

time with the families of our own, and really just get a little bit of a creative breather so

that we can come back fresh and new. Do not fret, though, because remember, we do have that

secret project coming up

in the very beginning of January starring myself, Jack Luna, and Tyler Bell. Watch out for that

in the first part of the year. But for now, let's get right into this story. I hope you have a box

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