4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2017
⏱️ 48 minutes
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This week we're discussing the sci-fi/horror/comedy/grossout movie "Slither" from 2006. Special topics for your consideration include: a very important AMA on Reddit that everyone should see, Muppets singing R&B/rap hits of the 90s, opinions on "Dinosaurs" (the television show, not the beasts), a very real need to stop using internet acronyms IRL and perhaps most importantly: two, count em, two contests! One is the Count Dickula sweepstakes in which the first person to email us at [email protected] with the number of times we say "dick" in this episode wins a free Werewolf Ambulance XL or 2XL t-shirt (hey, you get what you get and it's free). The other is a non-cleverly named contest in which the first listener to email us with the title of next week's April Fool's Day movie, which we have teased a number of times, will win the same prize as above.
Have you seen "Slither"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.
Are you into super gross worm dudes? Check out Episode 88- "Shivers" for another film that really utilizes them. How about weird sexual tension? In that case, we'd recommend Episode 25- "The Pit."
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0:00.0 | Do you remember that guy on Reddit who had two dicks? |
0:16.0 | That's what this movie is about. |
0:18.5 | It's a documentary about that guy's two dicks. |
0:20.3 | What? |
0:21.0 | That's what they look like when they come out. |
0:23.0 | I was looking at it and I was like, that's two dicks. |
0:27.2 | Hold on. |
0:27.7 | I have to walk around. |
0:28.8 | No, no, sit down. |
0:30.2 | We're doing the podcast. |
0:31.2 | Put the headphones back on. |
0:32.3 | Jesus Christ. |
0:33.4 | I went on Reddit and I looked it up to make sure I was right. Look just like two dicks. |
0:38.7 | He doesn't have little claws at the end of his dicks. |
0:41.0 | He was uncircumcised and there's a picture where he's pooling them really hard and they look like they could have been little claws. |
0:47.0 | Do you want me to find it? |
0:47.9 | That picture? |
0:48.6 | I'm good. |
0:49.2 | Are you sure? |
0:49.6 | I'm good. there's no way on earth i could have expected that this was the way this was going to go do you like |
0:56.1 | how i prepped you for it about an hour ago i've got an intro for this one i wrote it here look |
1:03.2 | look i got stars next to it's his reddit two dick guy like alan two dick from uh yeah less charming two dicks, I think |
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