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Slop Quest

Episode 127: Delta Delta Delta!

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Howdy, everybody! This week starts out with a (literal) bang as we discuss a security guard who walks into a 7-11 with gun a-blazin to prevent an attempted robbery. After that, we talk about our new favorite airline, Delta. They've decided to take matters into their own hands and make it harder for people to fly with fake support animals!!!!! Finally. Someone's taking a stand. We then delve back into Seagal's work of fiction (we didn't know it was fiction when we discussed it a few episode's back), the Way of the Shadow Wolves. We even read some GLOWING Amazon reviews. To keep it fair and balanced, we then do a story that involves Jean Claude Van Damme. Apparently, he did something that made him break into tears recently. We then do a quick fight round-up and discuss Saturday night's Bellator and UFC fights. O'Neill discusses a story of a a 19 year old college student making and then posting some racist videos. After that winner, we move on to more winners who are taking part in the Tide Pod Challenge. Who doesn't like the taste of detergent??? It's the new ice cream. We move on to discuss a man punching a police horse, a smelly woman we used to deliver food to, and a morbidly obese couple who lost weight and had sex for the first time in their eleven year relationship. Danish also shares an embarrassing blunder he committed at the Y.

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Danish and only

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only oh yeah

0:10.0

I was Danish

0:15.0

so near

0:18.0

so I can tell you

0:22.0

how they both feel.

0:25.0

It's a great podcast.

0:28.0

So it's a fucking good deal.

0:32.0

They're calling it a Danish.

0:35.0

Danish

0:37.0

Danish colonial.

0:40.0

Danish. Danish Shandolol Gated Shannon Hill, Shannon Hill.

0:45.0

Gated Shannon Hill.

0:49.0

Gated Shannon Hill. Gated Shannon Hill. Day

0:55.0

Shallow Neil

0:56.0

Shallow Neil Day Shishan no me There he is.

1:03.0

Old Johnny Little, making out. John Little, another episode, Danish

1:17.7

Chan O'Neill. Second episode coming to you from the Courtney Palace.

1:21.6

Yeah.

1:22.6

Last episode of Mac Lindsey was the first ever.

1:25.6

This is the second ever.

1:27.6

The inaugural episode?

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