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Merry Christmas, you spooky bitches. A little bird told us that there are still some of you

that didn't quite get the chance to buy the spooky bitch merch that you wanted.

So we've listened to your cries and we are going to be reopening the merch store on Boxing Day

and it will stay open right until the 1st of January. So if you missed it the first time round,

you can get your t-shirts, your hoodies, your tote bags, the whole lot.

And to make it even better we are taking 20% off every single bit of it.

So get yourself over to redhandedshop.com and don't miss out.

I'm Hannah, I'm Sarooty and welcome to a very Christmasy redhanded.

This is the last episode of 2019. We've done lots of things in 2019. We both have our jobs.

What a year, what a year and we're going into 2020 full-time pop-casters.

I know, who would have thanked it? Not me, that's for sure. Certainly not me.

No, you guys made it happen though. We've had such a fucking good year like we did 1st ever UK tour.

We went to LA, we became full-time podcasters, we started selling merch like God.

It's all just mad, it's completely mad. Carnage madness.

This is, as Hannah said, going to be the last episode of 2019.

You eagle-eyed calendar watchers may notice that that means that we will not be here next week.

Don't worry, we will be back in January with an absolute banger.

And for you who may not be able to go a week without listening to us, you can head over to Patreon.

And anyone who is or becomes a $5 Patreon, we are going to be doing a couple of like car chronicle episodes

where we drove around Creek for summer and recorded ourselves talking about Cretian crimes, talking about Greek myths,

getting it quite wrong and dating. So you can go listen to that.

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