Episode 126: We’re Off The Rails With Marty Mush

The Short Porch

Barstool Sports

Baseball, Sports

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Marty Mush joins the regularly scheduled program to talk Yankees (of course), but also bring his crazy thoughts to the table. The Short Porch is the only podcast where you can hear about Aaron Judge blasting a 467ft home run and what buoyancy/gravity have to do with the ocean. Cameron Maybin tweeted at Hubbs, Stanton went for a run, and did Tommy actually injure himself while working out? Lastly, the crew floods the DMs, answering all of your questions and concerns. All of this and more on this edition of The Short Porch!

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0:00.0	Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.5	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:08.2	What's up? What's happening?
0:10.7	Welcome to another edition of The Short Porch presented by Bar School Sports.
0:14.1	I'm your host, HUBES, I'm your host, Hubbs, sitting alongside me my coist, my compadry, Tommy Smokes, Tom Skibelli, what's going on Tommy?
0:19.6	Hey, how are you? And we're also joined by our favorite smohawk trash bag mottie bush what's going on
0:26.0	what's up you wrap bastards how we do baby I love having mardi on it's been a little
0:29.6	while I know I've been waiting I'm very excited to be back on you're wearing your Marcus Stromman Jersey
0:34.4	You know what you didn't have to start I just don't like it. I mean he's a vet now. I'm not wearing a Mets jersey no you're not correct
0:42.0	You're not a rival you He's not a rival.
0:43.0	You're not a rival.
0:45.0	Yes, they are.
0:46.0	They're trash, not rivals.
0:48.0	We dislike them.
0:49.0	So if your friend is a good player at MLB and you wouldn't ever
0:54.4	yesterday he was the tough one is terrible yeah
0:58.8	he's a good guy great guy just having he struggling right now. I know it was tough 11 runs.
1:07.0	What are we talking about?
1:08.0	His friend pitched for the Rangers yesterday against Trout.
1:11.0	He would absolutely destroy it. Why can I not hear you? I't know is your mic not proper are you not talk again I hear you I'm not hearing him well all right now you're better I just don't have headphones over here to put on so I feel like you're not talking to the microphone and your
1:23.0	your flashlights on your phone what's flashlights I got a new phone so easy
1:28.4	I don't know how to control it but yeah this kid was he went to my high school he was we were both on J. V. I was the number one picture he was number two. I got he got cut from varsity and I was still the hiboura of this guy? Yeah and then he got cut.
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