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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Episode #126 – Super Constitution Ep 1 – Octopus Tentacles

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Arts, Books, Comedy

4.8595 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Support the podcast on Patreon to get every episode early, hear our recent live show from Minneapolis, and more great stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Webster’s defines “insane” as THIS BOOK! Find out how a book titled SUPER CONSTITUTION is hornier than The Mister, Susan Fletcher, and a Moon People date at Red Lobster combined. We’ll … Continue reading "Episode #126 – Super Constitution Ep 1 – Octopus Tentacles"

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0:00.0

Welcome, listeners, Jackals, delegates to 3752 pages.

0:19.7

We'll never get back.

0:20.6

I am Connor Lestoka, joined here by Mike Nelson. Mike,

0:23.9

it's time to start a new book. And boy, do we have a book for our listeners here?

0:31.6

What have we done? How did we get, we've done 20 books? Yep, this is 21.

0:37.3

And then we broke it on 21? Yep, this is 21.

0:39.7

And then we broke it on 21.

0:41.2

Like everything is destroyed.

0:47.8

The world, the universe, all matter has been destroyed by this book, the choosing of this book.

0:55.7

And the fact that minds are going to be trying to comprehend it is, I don't know, I don know what to say I used the phrase what if we done on Friday when I posted distill from the movie

1:00.6

Cats which we're about to be working on at Rift Tracks and what have we done I think very much

1:06.3

applied here what do you said heads would do you say heads would be exploding or minds would

1:10.0

be blown like

1:10.9

i just think i thought about how a guy i used to know uh would write reviews of fanfic

1:17.0

rob bricken would write him on i o nine and he would just get to parts of them and just he would

1:21.1

just post the picture of the guy's head exploding in scanners um just when you know when when

1:26.1

something insane would happen in the fanfic. And there'd be

1:28.5

somewhere he'd use it just back to back to back. And that's what this book is, just so many

1:32.1

moments of, uh, of the head exploding by what you just, uh, read that this 70 year old man wrote.

1:39.8

Yeah, as I was reading and I, your head exploding thing, I must have come up with like

1:45.1

10 different versions of that.

1:46.8

Like, this is like when, and I would think of another thing that it was like, because

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