Oh, oh, oh, oh, everybody! Ed Larson here from the Round Table of Gentlemen, telling

you about all the great products you can get for your lover or lovie at Adamaneeve.com.

This week we're talking the X-mas Tuggy. That's right, it's a big ol' sock with a

strap on the end of it for your dick and balls. It's great, and you know what makes it

festive? No, it's not mistletoe off the top, because we don't want to have to make your

cock carry more than it would have to. It just makes it look like a big ol' honkin' candy

cane. Hey, it's a candy cane, I got a candy cane, I show you, hey, check out my candy

and you get all of it, it's a dick! Oh, that's what'll happen. Alright, so basically

the X-Mix Tuggy is a hands-free way to keep your shit covered, cuttily warm, no matter how

low the temperature dips. So, if you don't have heat in your apartment, if you live in

you know, 1980s Harlem, we're always fighting the super for heat, get an X-mas Tuggy for

your old man's junk. You know, it's soft, it's fuzzy, you know, the Tuggy slips around

your package, it keeps your shaft and your balls nice and warm, while caroling, skiing,

sledding, budding, snowmen, stealing lawn ornaments. People like to do all kinds of crazy

shit in Christmas time. Christmas is a great time for suicide. I bet people who love warm,

dick and balls are less likely to commit suicide. You know, an adjustable drawstring is at the

base and ensures a secure fit. Then it keeps the Tuggy from slipping off no matter, you

know, how active you get, you know, like basketball, it's probably going to stay on, swimming

in a whirlpool. It's staying on, but it's going to be gross. The X-Mix Tuggy measures

8.5 inches long and 2 inches wide with a generous sized ball sack. You know, so if you got

tiny balls, don't worry about it, you know, like Ben Kistle doesn't, you know, he doesn't

have to worry about it, he's got tiny, tiny little balls. You know, but for me, with

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