Episode 126: Merry Cryptids

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🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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We say goodbye to 2020 with the episode everyone has been waiting for: Is the Yeti Real? Also, what is up with the Grinch? Happy Holidays everyone, what a fucking year it’s been.

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0:00.0	Ah, Liz and Young Chomsky.
0:24.7	So nice of you to meet me on my secluded mansion filled with many silent women
0:30.7	traipsed across furniture with their heads lollying lazily into their open palms
0:38.7	who I've had sex with.
0:40.0	And it's so nice all the stockings up in the trees and the chimneys and things like that.
0:47.0	You love Christmas, right Liz?
0:48.7	Oh my God, you know I'm a Christmas freak.
0:51.4	I mean, I don't know, viewers can't see her now in my mansion, but she is wearing a
0:55.9	a Santa hat.
0:56.9	In fact, she actually, when Liz and I talked about an episode the other day, Liz went out
1:03.6	of the room.
1:04.6	She held up one finger and she's like, wait, take this out.
1:06.6	Went out of the room and came back wearing the Santa hat.
1:09.9	Gritty.
1:10.9	I know.
1:11.9	I have, I've been listening to Christmas music for the past like 12 days.
1:17.8	Yeah.
1:19.8	The lights, the tree, everything has been up since right after Thanksgiving.
1:26.2	Many batches of cookies ready to go.
1:30.5	I got all my plans for all the meals and making.
1:34.8	Presidents are wrapped.
1:36.2	Stockings are hung.
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