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The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Episode 126 – Dystopian Golf Violence

The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Radio X

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s Kickabout: diagrams, Paris, false teeth and special water. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on kickabout@radiox.co.uk

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0:00.0

The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn.

0:02.4

This is Radio X.

0:06.0

Thank you for downloading the podcast.

0:07.9

Gavin and I have done something weird this weekend,

0:10.0

and we'd like you to try it between now and next week.

0:13.1

Have we?

0:14.0

Yeah.

0:14.7

We've both been eating a lot of dog food.

0:17.3

Yeah.

0:17.8

Because both of us have got...

0:19.4

We're going bald.

0:20.3

Yeah.

0:20.6

And they always say healthy hair.

0:23.9

Glossy, shiny coat.

0:26.1

That's right.

0:26.5

And Gavin I were just looking at and thinking, you know what?

0:28.6

Let's just give it a go.

0:29.8

Let's see if we can end up with...

0:30.9

Exactly, because you're kind of nervous of all the things that claim to cure baldness.

0:35.4

Imagine, Gavin, though, if we ate dog food, I did it but just did it for our bodies.

0:39.8

We just got really hairy.

0:42.2

Suddenly we just had another problem.

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