Hey everyone, it's Teresa Judeis and I'm so excited to announce the Namaste bitches are going on tour.

What, what? Oh my gosh Teresa and Melissa Feister, that's me. We are bringing the party to film

our Silver Springs on Friday, November 11th. So get your tickets now at LiveNation.com.

It's the Namaste bitches live and in person and DC. How dope is that? We can't wait to see you.

Namaste bitches live and DC. Get your tickets now at LiveNation.com.

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Who fucking cares what episode it is? We shouldn't even name our episodes anymore because time

is a flat circle and nothing matters. It should just be the title of the episode. That's what I

think. Because the number is irrelevant. Numbers don't matter. Numbers don't matter unless it comes to

children and hand stuff. That's when numbers really only matter. Yeah, that's true.

Look at the stock market. Oh, the stock market is down. Cool. Well guess what? It's going to be up

soon. And then when it's up, it just goes down. That's one aspect of business that I don't get

because it just goes up and down and up and down. It just seems like a waste of time.

Yeah, everybody's, people keep telling me to invest in cryptocurrency on internet. And it's just,

why would I invest in something? It's just going to either go up, just going to go up and then

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