Episode 1254: A Scent of Beef

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Matt is feeling the "pressure" in Morristown, N.J., being on the receiving end of some awkward jokes and using his phone to own a drunk. Jacob learns about drug side effects and gets his ear bent at Taco Bell. Paul fixates on plastic Kim Cattrall and ruins a load of laundry. Also, Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I am so glad you are here because I would like to thank the ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:11.8	Well, those are the folks to deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:16.3	Right now I'd like to thank Darth Scooper, David Walker, Dead Laslo, dirty old Scoot.
0:22.7	The weather.
0:24.1	Tomorrow, expect a...
0:25.8	Biting cold front.
0:27.2	Mmm, how naughty.
0:28.6	I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off.
0:31.6	The night will be wild and untamed.
0:33.8	Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin.
0:37.6	By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon.
0:43.7	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:45.9	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:48.8	Sun Express, non-stop sunshine.
0:52.3	Dr. Scoop Little, an Elkton Magic Scoop.
0:55.6	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver just like these fine folks, head over to
0:59.8	Preaching Fun.com.
1:01.0	That's where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and who knows.
1:06.0	The life you save.
1:07.8	Hiring isn't just about finding someone willing to take the job.
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