Episode 1252: Monday is the New Saturday

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: We start the show on Matt's balcony while various aircraft do fly-bys. Paul is delirious from all the Christmas stuff starting to arrive at work. Jacob is excited about the Cosmo's new special to attract locals. Matt sees a time-traveling musical on board; the boys consider creating a cruise ship show. Plus some "darling" Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, Jacob the audio guy here.
0:03.0	Tierney's Tavern, Thursday, October 23rd, Montclair, New Jersey, 7 p.m.
0:10.1	It is going to be great.
0:11.6	The doors open at 7.
0:13.3	Make sure you get there.
0:14.7	Tierney's Tavern, Thursday, October 23rd, doors open at 7 p.m.
0:19.3	It's a night of improv, stand-up, magic. Matt Donnelly and Paul
0:24.2	Mattingly. That's right. Matt and Mattingly will be there. Kurt Broteler will be there.
0:30.8	Dion Flynn from the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon will be there. The didgerie douche scoop
0:36.8	and so many more.
0:39.3	It is going to be amazing.
0:40.8	If you can get to Tyrannies Thursday, October 23rd, 7 p.m., get there.
0:46.2	It is going to be a night to remember.
0:48.7	I'm a little jealous.
0:49.6	If you go and I'm not there, just know that I'm jealous of you.
0:54.9	That's right.
0:56.9	Here we go.
0:58.6	I've been working all day already.
1:00.4	It's fucking bullshit.
1:01.5	That's the thing about-
1:02.2	Are you going to get a bad?
1:03.8	Yeah, I'm ready to.
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