Fuck the game!

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All right, let's do this. How are you, what the fuckers, what the fuck buddies, what the fuck nicks?

What's happening? What's going on?

How are we doing? I am, uh, I'm okay. I just got three boxes of COVID tests.

And I don't know why that's so exciting to me. I got three boxes of COVID tests to have so I can

test myself before I go to a, uh, on the road, before I go to a club. So I could know, uh, if I'm the one

who's not safe, and I could cop to it. I could just not test and just be like, well, what if I

had one of those people who has it and may symptomatic but still spread it? Well, I, uh, I don't want

to be that guy. So I, I bought a few boxes online. I guess there's sort of a run on these tests right

now, but I got a few for the at home antigen test, which seemed, they seemed pretty effective,

certainly with the negative result. Uh, so I just did that today because I'm going to Denver today,

and, um, negative. And I've actually asked the club in Denver to only allow, and I'm probably

going to do this with, with my other shows as well, if possible. I can't confirm that, but I do know

that tonight, tomorrow and Saturday at the comedy works in Denver are, are proof of vac shows.

Uh, I, I feel better with that. It's really a concern for public health. Massive vaccinations

have saved thousands, millions of lives since vaccinations were created. Almost everybody alive

was vaccinated for polio measles tuberculosis, uh, chickenpox. You know, I got a, I recently got

a shingles vaccine. I don't, I'm not, I'll get all the vaccines. I'm more afraid of stevia to be

honest. Where's the paperwork on stevia? But again, you're free to fight for your right to die like a

moron and remain on vaccinated, but I think businesses and people who want to get back to life

need some confidence in the safety of the situation. And if you want to be the guy that's like,

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