Episode 125: Worm Burgers
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2019
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Cops hate YKS for sharing this one trick to get out of a ticket...Remember the Burrito Story...The famous OK Guy Impression from The Simpsons...Buying Slice of Sauce...Inconveniencing your dog...and Praying for brain worms. It's a fuckin banger, folks. Link your brain up to the cyber feed and beep the hell out.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh no they hit another YKS. |
| 0:04.3 | Look out here comes another YKS. |
| 0:06.7 | Time to find out why YKS. |
| 0:09.1 | Sit down and listen to the mic and JF. |
| 0:11.3 | Oh no, they get another YKS now you got to hear another YKS time to find out why YKS |
| 0:18.0 | put your headphones on it's YKS |
| 0:22.0 | Hey Jesse this is Solomon Winthrop with the Nashville PD. I got a call for one of your |
| 0:27.6 | listeners it tipped me off that UN bowling and you know you got like three four strikes in a row your score was |
| 0:34.7 | only one thirty now as you know that's not right should be much higher than that and |
| 0:40.4 | we got a couple of these you know real, real sick puppies you're running around. |
| 0:43.3 | I think it's fun to do that and get their drowelies that way. |
| 0:46.4 | So if you can call me back when we know where this was, |
| 0:49.2 | I'll go over there, beat the shit out of him or whatever cops do, and I'll get him to change |
| 0:54.8 | your score to like 165, pretty good. |
| 0:59.6 | And if you want, I'll make him come to your house, tell your wife that you shoot it by 165. |
| 1:05.0 | So she knows that, you know, that's what you get when you get like three, four strikes in a row. |
| 1:10.0 | Well, love you boys. Bye. |
| 1:13.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. |
| 1:16.0 | Finally some closure on the bowling score from a few weeks ago. |
| 1:21.0 | That's good. The wheels, justice may turn slowly, but boy do they ever turn, my good lad. |
| 1:29.3 | Gonna beat the shit out of him he said. That's what he and thank God for that you know I'm thinking |
| 1:36.4 | about getting one of those little stickers on my car that's like it's like the Punisher skull yeah and it says support law |
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