Let's go!

Welcome to Citizen, we have no guest today, except for you assholes. We decided to do a live show.

It's been a while since we've done a show with the interacts with the fans a little bit.

We wanted to do that again. It's 9-11 after all. It looks like someone is calling already.

Is that a caller?

Well, fuck it, let's get to it, put them through. Identify yourself.

My name is Nate, I'm from the land of John Federman.

Oh boy, the dumbest state in the entire union. If you didn't hear any of the cities from the land of John Federman, that's Pennsylvania.

Yeah, it's not really right now. Explain what it's like being in the dumbest state in the entire union.

Well, right now I'm pretty lucky because I live in the carbon county, the small county up in the coconut.

So up here it's not real bad. Right now we have some guys running for, I believe.

I forget what election they're doing right now, but it is, it's fucking retarded.

Right now they're trying to, they're doing some stupid shit with the water at the moment.

You gotta forgive me, I have started like a mother fucker.

But yeah, it's just fucking retarded. I don't know how many things I have to say.

Federman just said that he wanted, or he said something about supporting Biden.

Again, and if you don't, some shit gonna happen, but the cities are the real rough part right now.

Well, you know, it is what it is that people in politics are gonna do politics things.

But I want you, so you said you live up near the polka nose, that's not a bad place to be. All things being equal.

No, it's really not bad yet.

Yeah, absolutely.

Billy, I grew up around Allen Towns.

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