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Back in the late 1960s, fewer flipping through an issue of fantastic four or the amazing Spider-Man

might have come across a very striking full-page ad. Dominating the top half was a black cloaked man,

his eyebrows arched, his expression fearsome. One of his hands jabs forward out of the cloak,

the fingers spread and what was surely some deadly martial arts death grip technique.

The other arm was pulled back as if about to strike like a deadly snake. His hair was

quaffed in the perfect late 60s white guy afro, and his beard was carved into sharp points

along his cheekbones. To the right of the image, written in ornate cursive lettering was the name

of this fearsome martial artist, Count Dante. The fact that his ad was in the middle of a comic book

was perfectly apropos. As Count Dante seemed like a comic book villain, he looked like someone

out of a doctor's strange book, or perhaps Batman's eastern nemesis raz al ghoul.

The ad went on to proclaim that Count Dante was, quote, the deadliest man alive.

The copy read, quote, Count Dante is the undefeated supreme grand master of the fighting arts.

Count Dante won the world overall fight arts championship, master and expert divisions.

After defeating the world's top masters of judo, boxing, wrestling, kung fu, karate,

akido, etc. in death matches. End quote.

If you would only send five dollars to the address provided, you could become a member of Count

Dante's exclusive black dragon fighting society. Whereupon you would receive a pamphlet

written by Dante himself where he would instruct you on the deadly, ancient and highly secretive

eastern art of dim mac. What exactly is dim mac? Well, here's how a second ad would describe it.

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