Episode 124: We Have Eliminated the Orioles From Existence
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2019
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Hubbs and Tommy are back and The Yankees have won 16 straight games against the Baltimore Orioles and have 81 wins on the season. Gleyber Torres was dominant in the series, blasting three home runs in the game on Monday, putting Gary Thorne into yet another pretzel. The recent injury news has been absolutely incredible as Luke Voit is poised to return very soon and Sevy/Delin are on their way as well. Gio Urshela has been red hot, becoming competition for the batting title with DJ LeMahieu. All of this and more on the latest edition of The Short Porch! (Outro Song: DJ Khaled "All I Do Is Win" feat. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain & Snoop Dogg / Victory)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.2 | What's up, what's happening? |
| 0:10.6 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by |
| 0:13.4 | Barstool Sports I am your host hubs sitting alongside me my co-host my compadry |
| 0:18.2 | Tommy smokes Thomas Skirelli what's going on brother I'm feeling really good |
| 0:21.7 | the Yankees are this is mean my God, they're so loud outside. |
| 0:25.4 | Hey all business, Pete, can we get some fucking soundproof rooms here? It's crazy. We moved |
| 0:30.0 | into a new office. It's supposed to-of-the-art studios and somehow the sound quality |
| 0:35.4 | comes out worse because we forgot to soundproof it. |
| 0:37.7 | So we just get the sounds of New York City in every podcast. |
| 0:40.4 | We get some caller daddy crossover episodes. just got to stop dying outside yeah come on the yeah not we're recording the Yankees are 40 |
| 0:48.0 | 4 0 40 games over 500 no one needs to die just stay alive until November. Then we can all just do like a mass suicide or something because then there's nothing else to live for |
| 0:56.8 | The A. 40 games over 500 there 81 and 41 |
| 1:01.3 | They've never had a losing season since we were born. |
| 1:03.7 | That's true. You know who pointed that? I think GAS actually, of all people, it was a weird text |
| 1:08.0 | that I got from GAS, but it was like a month ago and he texted me that. Like I said, it was someone's |
| 1:11.4 | tweet. He goes, that in see you have like 25 now it's |
| 1:15.2 | 26 straight non losing seasons yeah that is insane it's nuts |
| 1:20.0 | browns fans have all they know is losing seasons. |
| 1:22.6 | Yeah, we don't I mean we know missing the playoffs like a few times basic. |
| 1:26.6 | I mean I remember growing up until I was like 11 or |
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