Episode 124 | Boil Your Straps

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Our shows are out of control. As expected, our return to NY didn’t disappoint. Demaris got pressed by the lovely Taylor about boiling dildos among other things. There was no way Julian and his shy date could match that energy. Our good friends from the Say Less Podcast opened and Mal questioned Julius Randle about a bunch of things he could never answer. Sticking to NY, SZA is back and revealed her track list while we were recording. Also to Rory’s surprise, Metro Boomin gave Drake/21 some competition with his new album. Good Morning America decides to break-up a happy co-working couple, while Gabrielle Union takes shots at Boosie (incoming Mal’s Boosie impression). The team breaks down their three celebrity crushes and although Demaris and Julian have strikingly similar taste, Julian gets singled out (this convo went on long after the cameras stopped). Quick sports update, Jerry Jones remains silent on his involvement in the racist image but reminds us that LeBron would be a great football player. Nike drops Kyrie, Kanye drags Chris Paul into the mix, and Shannon Sharpe defends Deion Sanders. Listen to the guys discuss all of this + more

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0:00.0	If you were to do multiple doodles at once, would you use the spaghetti strainer in the sink?
0:04.8	Oh, that's great.
0:06.8	That's a great question.
0:08.0	Do you use the tongs to get it out?
0:09.6	Yeah, you don't want it to fall down the sink.
0:10.8	Yeah, like, and then you close the lid.
0:12.1	Do you close the...
0:13.4	Do you prefer them out dente or do you prefer...
0:16.0	Do you put a wooden spoon in this?
0:17.1	You like the hot salt in it?
0:18.5	You stir it?
0:19.5	It boils quicker with the salt.
0:20.7	Every four minutes, you gotta stir it like a slow stir.
0:23.0	Do you watch the pot?
0:23.7	Like you making witches brew.
0:24.9	You put a toe's eye.
0:27.8	No worry at my heart.
0:30.0	My heart's left out of you.
0:32.0	How much food's it till you?
0:34.2	I don't want to see you with anyone, but me.
0:38.2	Nobody gets me like you.
0:41.8	How much food's the litugal?
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