Episode 1237: Come to Jesus With Your Pancreas

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Matt and the kids go see "Fantastic Four" (spoilers) and "Naked Gun." Which movie was their favorite? Paul drops spoilers for "Thunderbolts" and discovers "dirty sodas." Matt talks about a bank fraud spoof, and Jacob brings up driverless electric taxis on the streets of Vegas. Plus, Physical Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, it's all just great and everything's sticking along just fine.
0:04.4	There are no problems anywhere.
0:06.4	Here we go.
0:07.1	Oh, that.
0:11.3	Oh, hello there.
0:13.3	I am so glad you're here.
0:15.0	I would love to thank the ice cream truck drivers right now.
0:18.4	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:19.9	Who are the ice cream truck drivers, you ask? Well ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream
0:21.0	truck drivers you ask? While these are the people that deliver that freaking ice cream
0:25.5	drink to your freaking ear holes. Right now I'd like to thank Bearden Scoop 3, Blue Line Scoot,
0:35.0	Christine Ellsessor, Christ Christy Salinas Darren Cunningham
0:38.1	Darth Scooper
0:39.0	David Walker
0:40.0	Dead Laslow and dirty old scoop
0:42.7	If you want to be an ice cream
0:44.1	truck driver just like these fine folks
0:46.0	Head over to preaching fun.com
0:47.8	Preaching fun.com
0:48.7	is where you can go to site up to be an ice cream truck driver
0:51.1	and who knows
0:52.5	the life you saved may be your own.
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