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Hey everybody, come on in here. This is an important update. As you know, we're in the middle

of a pandemic, and here's an update from Santa's workshop where there had been threats

of a lockdown for quarantine purposes. I'm going to give you an update. I've just heard

in from the North Pole, so this is fresh in the North Pole, and if you're wondering what

role I have in all this, I do a little seasonal work. And specifically, I work for Santa

just during the high season, and I work as his chief of staff. Santa would normally

would be making this announcement himself, but I'm here to tell you, unfortunately, Santa

has been diagnosed with the coronavirus. That's right. Santa does have the coronavirus. He's

quarantined. We think he'll be fine. He's getting the best care, all the best therapeutics,

but we are worried about him because Santa does have some comorbidities. Santa is, first

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