Episode 123 - Jacobinius Arse Syndrome

Beef And Dairy Network

Beef, Ben, Comedy, Dairy, Maximumfun, Partridge

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Mike Wozniak, Mike Shephard and Tom Crowley join in this month as we get to grips with the new outbreak of Jacobinius Arse Syndrome.

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0:00.0	The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is brought to you by Quails 2.0.
0:05.1	The revolutionary new live, flightless bird, cattle feed from Mitchells.
0:09.6	If it's not Mitchells, get back in the truck.
0:12.8	You may have heard news reports attempting to link Quails 2.0 with an outbreak of
0:17.7	Jacobinious ass syndrome, also known as bovine-closed ass syndrome.
0:22.5	We firmly refute these claims and maintain that our beautiful, genetically modified quail
0:27.6	are entirely unrelated to this issue. But we did tell you not to let them breed. Didn't we tell
0:34.4	you that? So even if it was our fault, it wouldn't be our fault, would it?
0:38.5	Huh?
0:39.1	Anyway, due to an unforeseen and unrelated issue,
0:41.9	we've decided to temporarily pause sales of Quails 2.0,
0:45.6	but rest assured that all Quail 2.0 orders
0:48.4	placed since the beginning of this month will still be fulfilled.
0:51.7	And as a token of our appreciation,
0:53.7	these orders will now include a
0:55.1	pheasant and jungle fowl bundle multi-pack and use the code P-Hen and we'll throw in a free P-Hem.
1:16.9	Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, the number one podcast for those involved,
1:21.0	or just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.
1:26.2	The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is the podcast companion to the Beef and Dairy Network website,
1:27.9	as well as the printed magazine,
1:35.3	brought to you by Quails 2.0. Now, it has been a dark week for the beef industry.
1:40.4	It's not a competition, of course, but it's probably the darkest since the Rotherham Dairy explosion, or when France made beef illegal for a week by mistake.
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