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Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Episode 123: Dragula Season 2 – Episodes 5 & 6: Scream Queens + Gothic Brides

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.6 β€’ 1.2K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 24 September 2018

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Season 2's six remaining supermonsters trek out to the woods to give scream queen realness in Episode 5's slasher challenge, with Peaches Christ and Miss Coco Peru serving us Siskel & Ebert (if they were somebody's sensible aunts). Biqtch Puddin' not only kills the challenge but the extermination as well with her gifable reactions. Then it's a funereal wedding floor show in Episode 6 that ends in an unfortunate divorce with one of the season's standouts. We spend a significant amount of this episode queening out on Disasterina. Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary Email: [email protected] Twitter: @alrightmary Johnny: @johnnyalso (Instagram) Colin: @colindrucker (Twitter) www.alrightmary.com

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0:00.0

The All right, Mary.

0:15.0

Well, these young queens, they gotta keep their eyes on the balls because they are losing

0:21.8

track of the important thing here here which is this could be a whole career for everybody right I mean all this arguing and blah

0:29.5

That cares about it focus on the important thing, which is do the best you can as a

0:36.6

queen on this show, it gonna take you really far.

0:40.9

All this drama, it goes over my head, I don't understand it. I mean I've got a little age on me and that's a little wisdom and a little experience

0:49.7

And you all are missing the big picture here.

0:57.0

I mean, it took me a long time to get to this sort of place.

1:01.0

I just don't care who is saying what about who and my advice my

1:07.3

unsolicited advice is shut the fuck up the fucking makeup on put your fucking pan paniholes on. Go out there and

1:14.8

fucking sleigh, but don't do better than me.

1:17.0

That is one wise calzone. I mean, it's, so you call it a wise Calzone.

1:25.8

I mean, it's like a treasure troll.

1:28.9

Oh, I mean, you think it's just like ricotta and sauce,

1:31.5

you don't even know the bounty of riches in this

1:33.9

Cal zone yes it's like every vegetable that you can have all the brain matter

1:39.1

oh oh there's brain matter oh okay okay oh there's cow brains in there. It is

1:45.0

disasterina. There would be cow brains in this cow zone. Yeah, I mean, you know, I know

1:49.8

some, we have some new listeners I know because they're Dragula fans that have kind of found All right Mary and on All right Mary

1:56.9

We have often talked about the adult in the room. Yes and for this whole season I thought that it was Erica Clash.

2:05.0

Yeah, I did not but I understood.

2:08.0

I know you didn't.

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