Episode 123: Crime Can't Wake Matt Up.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Matt recalls the birth of his latest kid and accidentally yet briefly starts another wrestling discussion. Paul talks avengers and while Matt talks Thomas the Tank Engine. Matt's butthole might have something going on and it may involve sleeping through a crime. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:05.0	Yeah, I'd love to!
0:06.0	Great! Let's go! Hey, hey, all right, it's about...
0:27.9	And it's time for another race.
0:30.3	Yeah, it's time.
0:31.3	It's ice cream social time sitting by...
0:34.4	Oh, oh shit, you're back.
0:36.0	What the fuck is going on?
0:38.0	Oh, I...
0:38.2	Jacob's lost his mind because it's been two whole weeks since you've done the intros.
0:42.7	Jacob took the intros.
0:43.8	I'm so confused right now.
0:45.3	I'm all like off-kilter and everything.
0:47.3	What the fuck?
0:48.6	Oh, man.
0:50.0	My grave is not even cold.
0:52.0	Oh.
0:53.3	My father's body is yet warm, and you have bedded with another.
0:59.7	Let's hear the thing.
1:00.5	So here's the thing.
1:01.4	I actually did not listen to the ones that I was not in.
1:04.3	You didn't miss much?
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