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Hello kids.

it's your old pal Mr Jones.

Now I want to talk to you today about if a jackbooted government

thug sent by the elites tries to ded-

Oh, well there's someone at the door. I'm trying to take a time.

It's our old friend, Mr. McFeel me.

Hi, hi there, I'm Mr. Tones.

Oh, I'll put him harden to you.

And also to you, Mr. McFeelme, do you have a package for me?

Oh, Dad I do, Mr. Twones.

Oh, I've got one, two, but three things for you.

Can you guess what they are?

Well, I should hope so. I've been ordering them for months.

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That's right.

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Right again, Mr. Jones.

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