Episode 1222: Wallace the Apolitical Unicorn with Brad Sherwood

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: For our last show in The Churn, we've brought back TV's Brad Sherwood. Paul's squirrel declined to return. We talk about Canadians who rate a postage stamp, mopping up stadium jail urine, getting a backstage pass to Weird Al, and Selena Gomez Oreos. Plus, Brad pitches Twenty Questions, and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there!
0:05.2	I'm so glad you're here because I want to thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.9	Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers.
0:10.8	Right now I'd like to thank Darth Scooper, Darren Cunningham, Christy Salinas, Christine Ellsessor, Blue Line Scoop, and Bearded Scoop 3.
0:18.9	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like those fine folks, deliver that
0:22.3	fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes.
0:24.9	Head over to preaching fun.com.
0:26.5	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:29.8	and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:37.2	Here's a show.
0:39.0	Hey, Johnny.
0:40.0	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:43.1	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:44.4	Great.
0:44.9	Let's go.
0:46.5	Last show in this version of the churn.
0:49.4	That's right.
0:49.8	We're going to bring in the big guts.
0:51.8	Bradshaw was here.
0:53.7	Hello.
0:54.4	You know,
0:55.1	the news line and that water poster
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