You know what this means?

In a world of nothing, a barren hills and cracked earth and once proud oceans drained to sand,

there will still be a monument to our existence,

bleached by the sun perhaps and blunted by time but everlasting.

Because this man represents all that is eternal in the human experience.

The courage to stand for a nation when all others fail or turn away.

The strength to recognize the value of freedom and to accept its cost no matter how great.

Through the curtain of the Aurora, a comet blazes to herald his arrival.

And his victories shall be transcribed into every language known to history,

including Klingah!

The Bradworth, Echlerogi, and Hooter's chicken wing eating champion of the world,

eight-time Nathan's famous hot dog eating champion of the world.

The number one eater in the world I give you America itself.

T.C. and Jake.

You just put Bob O'Reilly under anything and it sounds good.

That's what the NCIS people have found. I think it's NCRS, right? Yeah, that's a wild move. That's a wild NCIS people found I think it's NCIS right?

Yeah, that's a wild move.

That's a wild move.

I guess I don't,

I don't interface enough with network drama or network TV

to be able to run a full content analysis here.

But taking like an extremely popular song like that and then making it the theme

...