Episode 1219: A Global Entry Potato

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: We start the show with TSA lines, pre-checks, and driving three hours for a Global Entry interview. Everything in New York City is chaotic and expensive, at least for Matt. Paul advocates leaving elders on ice floes and coins a slappin' tune! Plus a cultured Jacob sees Weird Al and Puddles. Also, Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	It's that time. It's my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. Right now I'd like to thank Malia, Leon Kasab, Lori Ells Roth, Jonathan, Jeff Harris, and Jason Clepper. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like these fine folks, head over to
0:21.7	preaching fun.com.
0:22.9	Preaching fun.com is where you can go sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows,
0:28.1	the life you save may be your own.
0:33.5	And now, a program.
0:36.1	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:39.9	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:41.3	Great, let's go.
0:43.3	I got a junk text message this morning.
0:46.2	Yes.
0:47.0	Old Chinese boat for sale?
0:49.1	It said, hey, you want to go picking and grill it?
0:53.0	Picking and grill it.
0:55.1	I don't know what that means, but the answer is yes, I do love to do that.
1:00.0	It's time for Matt and Madman's ice cream, social.
1:02.4	Sitting across from me, constructing weird key man animals is palmatic.
1:06.4	Across for me, that's Mr. Matt Donnelly.
1:08.4	That's Jacob, the audio guy.
1:09.7	We're preaching fun.
1:12.4	Pean animals, they're known as. Matt Donnelly. That's Jake up the audio guy. We're preaching fun. Pim animals. They're no next.
1:13.9	Pick it and grilling.
1:15.5	Peck it.
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