Episode 1216: South American Rodent Dairy Product (Doo-dah!, doo-dah!)

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Faux PBRs and a Malört iced mocha whet our appetites for cheese. We talk about people who embrace the cruise ship life; Matt, not Jacob, has a public bathroom story; and ChatGPT pitches an unprompted flurry of joke material. Plus Scoop Mail, a story about "Sweet Caroline" with SJ and the band in Zoom chat, and an 'Impossible' Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	It's time for the Matting Manley ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.0	Hello ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.0	We don't have a new list yet.
0:10.0	We're recording this show out of time, but we'd like to thank each and every one of you
0:14.0	ice cream truck drivers out there.
0:16.0	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com is the place to go.
0:20.0	Preaching fun.com, head over there and become an ice cream truck driver preaching fun.com is the place to go preaching fun.com head over there
0:21.6	become an ice cream truck driver and who knows the life you save may be your own we might even send
0:30.7	you an energy drink we might certain mr seagull hey johnny do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:38.3	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:40.3	Great!
0:41.3	Let's go!
0:42.3	We're probably not going to send you that in.
0:43.3	No.
0:44.3	So, I used to give that actual passion like that when I first started doing the fish.
0:48.3	Right.
0:49.3	They're often given back to me.
0:51.3	And I've looked back one more than a while.
0:53.3	It's just six. Two-sixth in a while, and six to six.
0:56.6	Two to six to my TVR and not too seven.
0:58.1	That's right.
1:01.3	It's time for Matt Maddley's ice cream social.
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