You know what this means?

In a world of nothing, a barren hills and cracked earth and once proud oceans drained to sand,

there will still be a monument to our existence,

bleached by the sun perhaps and blunted by time but everlasting,

because this man represents all that is eternal in the human experience.

The courage to stand for a nation when all others fail or turn away.

The strength to recognize the value of freedom and to accept its cost no matter how great.

Through the curtain of the Aurora, a comet blazes to herald his arrival,

and his victories shall be transcribed into every language known to history, including Klingaw.

The Bradworth and Klerogi and Hooter's chicken wing eating champion of the world.

Eight-time Nathan's famous hot dog eating champion of the world.

The number one eater in the world I give you America itself.

TC and Jake.

Bet you guys thought

we weren't going to do an episode this week.

Open debate as to whether or not this

counts as this week. The week starts

on Sunday, I would say. So maybe we didn't do counts as this week. The week starts on Sunday, I would say.

So maybe we didn't do an episode this week.

I was going to say that it's probably open for debate, but I want you to be happy.

And if it feels like we did one this week because we're speaking on a time in which people have not gone to work yet and if we do two next

week possible the next week slash this week if we do a regularly scheduled two then it feels like

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