Episode 1212: Soliciting for the End Times

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: The boys host a Zoom meeting with Patreon backers! Paul gets an unwanted solicitation. Matt waits for a flight behind a wary gun owner, visits Duluth, returns home for a school award ceremony, and designs a t-shirt. Also, a Zoom Scoop Mail story about reuniting with family and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Let's start the episode.
0:01.2	God damn it.
0:02.4	Oh, why?
0:03.2	This is so good.
0:04.2	Let's play some Whitney Houston.
0:10.6	It's that time.
0:11.7	It's time to thank you the ice cream truck drivers.
0:14.1	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:16.1	I would like to thank you right now.
0:17.7	Jake Schneider.
0:18.6	Jacob Dinglegger.
0:19.7	I want a scoop baby.
0:21.0	Ice blue scoop,
0:22.2	Galactic president's
0:23.2	superstar McSoups-a-lot,
0:24.8	and Frankie's Teaky Scoot.
0:26.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:28.5	just like these fine folks,
0:29.9	head over to preaching fun.com.
0:31.7	Preaching fun.com is where you can go sign up
0:33.3	to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:35.0	and who knows. The life you save may be your own.
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