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Slop Quest

Episode 121: Transracial Trouser Snakes

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Hey jive turkeys, it's the Thanksgiving week edition of Danish and O'Neill. We open the show with an article that discusses famed Los Angeles mountain lion, P-22, heading down out of the hills to bring the fight to O'Neill! Boooooold move, P-22. Then, we discuss an interesting tale of a transracial man. It must be heard to believe. And it's touching. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You may have an accident in your pants. After that, it's a creep sweep update with yet another story about the one, the only...Steven Seagal. After that doozy, it's air raid siren time, as we discuss a man trying to pass off a squirrel as a support animal, but his condo association isn't taking it! Keeping it in the animal kingdom, we discuss a young German man, who had a surprise for police officers who arrested him. We end the show with two tales:
A.a mystery that will baffle even the greatest of Danish and O'Neill detectives
2.a fight over french fries, involving a man named Donald Crump
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it. To all others, have a grrrrrrreat week and all that other good stuff.

Transcript

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Danish colonial.

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Yeah, I was Danish

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I was so near

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so I can tell you so I can tell you how it both feel.

0:28.0

It's a great bagel.

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So it's a fucking good deal.

0:35.0

They're calling Danish.

0:38.0

Danish

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colonial

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Danish Gated Shadow Hill.

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Shallow Hill.

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Gated Shallow Neil.

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Gated Shallow Neil. Gaye to Shannone. Shandonil.

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Gay in Shandonil.

0:58.0

Gator Shande Gee to Shande

1:00.0

Mee. me

1:10.0

You got a jump rope with eight horse sticks. You got a jump rope with eight horse sticks.

1:13.0

You bleed like shing pie.

1:16.0

Oh, man.

1:19.0

Yeah.

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Hey everybody, we're back once again. We're here every week. It's Danish and O'Neill some

1:26.2

podcast may take off because this is the week that Thanksgiving is. Not us. We don't we take no days off.

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