Thomas Jefferson absolutely would have been a reditor there's no question

most of the other founders as well definitely Jefferson Thomas Hancock

would have been a guy who's... Thomas Hancock was not a guy.

Yeah, no, that was his middle name.

He went by his middle name, Thomas Hancock.

A lot of people know him was John,

but people who know about the founding fathers

was not John Hancock, was Thomas he would have been

Jonathan Taylor it's tool time and the tools are dismantling tyranny something that we need to do

it again today but he would have been a Silk Road heroin merchant.

Would have killed people, he would have written articles on the Huffington Post, and he would have

gotten Horny DMs from media guys.

So it's been a long 4th of July weekend.

Oh, I want to talk about one of the, there's like a couple of things that happened over the long 4th of July weekend that were awesome.

I think top of the list has got to be Felix's finally doing real life valor theft,

courtesy of Jake Tapper. I was so happy. finally doing real life valor theft

courtesy of Jake Tapper.

I was so happy.

Shout out to At Racism Factory for fulfilling

one of my dreams.

Like, you know, we've all gotten Jake Tapper.

We've all gotten him, like when he does his self-indulgent like

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